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PostPosted by verdilak » Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:18 pm

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my
first day driving a cab."

The passenger queries, "What did you used to do for a living?"

Spoiler:
"I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Re: Jokes

PostPosted by Shinitenshi » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:05 am

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