I hate my job!

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I hate my job!

PostPosted by NulSyn » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:27 pm

From Reddit wrote:My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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Re: I hate my job!

PostPosted by verdilak » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:34 pm

r:_lolabove r:_lolabove r:_lolabove

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Re: I hate my job!

PostPosted by Reddenedone » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:14 pm

r:_lolabove
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Re: I hate my job!

PostPosted by Zamion » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:41 am

didnt even see that comming till the last sentence
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Re: I hate my job!

PostPosted by Svartalf » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:34 pm

Wow... I saw it coming as soon as I read that the smart girl was slumming around and making nothing of her oportunities...of course, reading abbout Shaggy and Scooby did make sure I was on target...

but heck, it's been so long I had forgotten Fred was the driver... and good for him it's his viewpoint (though I thought he liked Daphne and did enjoy diving into her charms), because otherwise he'd certainly get a huge helping too...
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Re: I hate my job!

PostPosted by Rayven » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:36 pm

*blink*
STARE INTO MY EYES FOREVER
LET ME TAKE YOU IN MY ARMS
DANCE WITH ME OUT IN THE GARDEN
WHERE TOMORROW NEVER COMES
FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS
WHERE THE NIGHTMARES NEVER FADE
WHISPER DREAMS MY FALLEN ANGEL
FROM WHICH YOU WILL NEVER WAKE
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Re: I hate my job!

PostPosted by The Novastar » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:30 pm

I didn't get it, till I read "Great Dane".
After that, I had to read it again, for even more lulz.
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